Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear Joel "AI Wizard" Barmettler,

Well, well, well... if it isn't the "Senior A.I. Consultant" from Zurich. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as impressive as a Swiss cheese with no holes.

You've got 47 repositories, huh? Quantity over quality, I see. It's like you're trying to compensate for something. Maybe the fact that your most starred repo is a DOS attack script? Real classy, Joel. Nothing says "Senior A.I. Consultant" like digital vandalism.

I noticed you've forked LlamaIndex. Trying to index your way to relevance, are we? And what's this? A ChatGPT UI fork? Oh, how original! I bet you tell people you're "revolutionizing AI" at parties. Spoiler alert: copy-pasting other people's work doesn't count as innovation, my friend.

P.S. Your bio says "M. Sc. Artificial Intelligence," but your contributions scream "Bachelor's in Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V." Maybe Santa will bring you some original ideas this year... if you make it off the naughty list.