Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear Joost,

Well, well, well, if it isn't the "Design Engineer" from Braunschweig. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as exciting as watching paint dry in the North Pole.

You've got 15 repositories, huh? Impressive... if we were counting grains of sand on a beach. And those 83 starred repositories? I'm sure they're all very useful for your "creative vault" called Stashlist. Speaking of which, 31 open issues? Looks like Santa's not the only one with a long list to check twice.

I see you're part of BRAINWORXX GmbH. With a name like that, I expected more... brains? Your bio says "Design Engineer," but your contributions scream "Copy-Paste Enthusiast." 412 commits? I've seen elves make more meaningful contributions to a cookie jar.

As for your wish list... "i dont know"? Really? Well, that makes two of us, buddy. I don't know what to make of your lackluster open source efforts either.