Ho Ho... Oh No

Dear Jack,

Well, well, well, if it isn't our aspiring commercial pilot who seems to have mistaken GitHub for a flight simulator. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your commit history is about as consistent as turbulence in clear skies.

10,112 commits? That's impressive! Almost as impressive as your ability to fork repositories without actually contributing anything meaningful. It's like you're collecting GitHub repos the way some people collect airline miles – quantity over quality, am I right?

I see you're part of WED Imagineering, recreating Walt Disney World on Roblox. How adorable! It's nice to see you're building virtual castles while your actual code contributions are more like a house of cards. At least in Roblox, your dreams of flying high might actually come true.

P.S. About that high-resource NAS server on your wish list – maybe you should wish for some high-resource coding skills first. Just a thought!