From the Desk of

Dear Juan Nazareno Forlizzi,

Ho ho... oh no. I've just reviewed your GitHub profile, and I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. Your contributions are so sparse, I had to check if my glasses were foggy from all the North Pole snow.

Five whole repositories? Wow, you're really pushing the boundaries of productivity there, aren't you? And let's not even talk about those seven lonely commits. I've seen elves make more contributions while on their coffee break.

I noticed you've forked a few projects. That's cute. It's like you're playing dress-up with real developers' code. Maybe next year, you'll actually contribute something original? Or is that asking too much from someone who can't even be bothered to fill out their bio?

P.S. Your friend franforlizzi asked me to mention them. They're probably hoping you'll learn something from their superior coding skills. Oh, and they wanted me to remind you about that "Note" on your wishlist. I'm guessing it's a reminder to actually write some code this year?