Ho Ho... Oh No, It's You Again

Dear Jacob "Julemand101" Bang,

Well, well, well, if it isn't the Danish Dart darling himself. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is more predictable than a Christmas movie marathon on Hallmark.

Seventeen repositories, and what do we have here? Advent of Code solutions... in Dart. How shockingly original! I bet you think you're really decking the halls with your algorithmic prowess, don't you? It's almost as if you believe Santa doesn't know there are other programming languages out there.

I see you're working on "coordination software for offshore wind farms." How noble! I suppose someone has to make sure those turbines spin as consistently as your yearly coding challenges. At least the wind farms are producing something useful, unlike your 24 starred repositories collecting digital dust.

Speaking of wishes, I hear you're pining for "Macros in Dart." Well, aren't you the ambitious little elf! Maybe if you spent less time solving puzzles and more time contributing to the Dart language itself, you might actually get your Christmas wish. But let's be real, that's about as likely as me trading my sleigh for a wind turbine.

PS: Next time you're in Brabrand, try coding something that doesn't involve calendars or advent. Just a thought from your favorite jolly judge.