Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear Julius R Friedman,

Well, well, well... if it isn't the "personification of" mediocrity! I've been watching your GitHub profile, and let me tell you, it's been quite the rollercoaster ride of... well, let's just say "interesting" choices.

I see you've been busy with your "net7mma" project. 53 stars? That's adorable. It's like watching a toddler proudly show off their macaroni art. At least you're consistent – consistently underwhelming, that is. Your commit history is about as exciting as watching paint dry in Newark, Delaware.

But hey, let's not be too harsh. You did manage to fork a few projects. It's good to see you're at least trying to understand how real developers work. Maybe one day you'll graduate from copy-paste to actually writing original code. Keep dreaming, champ!

P.S. Your Twitter handle is @JuliusRFriedman? How shockingly original. I bet you spent all night coming up with that one.