From the Desk of

Dear J. van Wijnbergen,

Ho ho... oh no. What do we have here? A GitHub profile that's as empty as Santa's plate after Christmas Eve. I've seen more action in a retirement home bingo night than on your contributions page.

You've got 89 starred repositories, which is cute. It's like you're window shopping for code, but never actually buying anything. I suppose it's safer that way - can't break what you never build, right? Your 14 followers must be thrilled by all the nothing they get to witness.

Amsterdam, huh? I hear it's a city of canals, but your GitHub is more like a desert. At least you're following 60 people - I guess someone has to do the actual coding, eh? It's heartwarming to see you're part of organizations like SMIT and Unify. Do they know you're there, or are you just lurking in the shadows like you do on GitHub?

P.S. Your friend Ling wants you to have more AI tools and automations. Maybe start with an AI that can contribute to repositories for you? Just a thought from your old pal Santa.