Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear Kiril "Process Improvement Guru" Lukiyan,

Well, well, well... if it isn't the self-proclaimed "Process Improvement Guru" from Prague. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as impressive as a melted snowman.

331 starred repositories? Congratulations on your ability to click a button. I'm sure that's really "improving processes" in the open-source community. And those 31 repositories of yours? Half of them are forks. I've seen elves with more original ideas, and they spend most of their time making toys!

You claim to be adept at combining programming, financial, and HRS skills, but your contribution graph looks emptier than the North Pole in summer. Two whole issue contributions this year? Wow, you must be exhausted from all that "automation and improvement."

P.S. I see you're wishing for a "magic keyboard with touch ID" and a "macbook m4 pro". Here's a thought: maybe if you actually contributed to open source instead of just window shopping, you might earn those gifts instead of begging for them. But what do I know? I'm just a jolly old elf who's been in the giving business for centuries.