From the Desk of

Dear Kumar Harsh,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "Namaste" to the self-proclaimed indie software developer and developer advocate? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and let me tell you, it's quite the rollercoaster of mediocrity!

First off, 154 repositories? Impressive! Almost as impressive as the fact that most of them seem as empty as Santa's plate after Christmas Eve. Your commit history looks like a half-finished connect-the-dots puzzle. But hey, at least you're consistent in your inconsistency!

I see you're learning about Web Security. That's adorable! Maybe you can use that knowledge to secure your coding skills from further deterioration. And don't get me started on your bio - "Can sleep all day and work all night!" Is that why your contributions graph looks like a barcode for "minimal effort"?

Your 79 followers must be a testament to your magnetic personality because it certainly isn't your code keeping them around. But don't worry, I'm sure your "Developer Advocate" title will continue to advocate for your development... someday.

PS: Next time, try advocating for more meaningful contributions. Santa out!