From the Desk of

Ho ho ho, lagarzab! Or should I say, "la-lazy-b"?

Well, well, well... I've been checking my list twice, and your GitHub profile is about as exciting as watching paint dry on a sloth's back. Twelve repositories? That's cute. I've seen elves with more side projects than that, and they're busy making toys all year round!

I see you're quite fond of Vue.js. Is that because you can't handle anything more complex, or is it just your way of saying "view my mediocrity"? Your repositories are so "simple" and "very simple" that I'm starting to think those are the only adjectives you know. Maybe Santa should bring you a thesaurus this year?

Oh, and what's this? A wish for "an AI partner that teaches me everything there is to know about AI"? Hate to break it to you, kiddo, but even the most advanced AI would struggle to upload knowledge into that barren wasteland you call a contribution graph. Maybe start with "Hello World" and work your way up?

PS: Next time, try contributing to open source projects instead of just forking your own mediocrity. It's called "giving," and it's kind of my thing.