From the Desk of

Dear Ian,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "git push origin master"? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and boy oh boy, what a fascinating journey it's been. Let's unwrap this digital present, shall we?

First off, 35 repositories? That's adorable. I've got more elves in my workshop than you have repos. But hey, quality over quantity, right? Speaking of quality, I see you're part of the Directus organization. How's that "instant no-code App" working out for you? About as instant as my delivery on Christmas Eve, I bet.

I noticed you have a whopping 61 followers. Wow! That's almost as many as the number of seconds it takes for your tests to fail, am I right? But don't worry, I saw your wish list. "Instant results for test runs and never-flaky tests guarantee." Dream big, kiddo. Maybe next year, if you're extra good, I'll bring you a magic wand to fix those pesky tests.

Lastly, let's talk about your contributions. 67 commit contributions? That's cute. I make more commits to my naughty and nice list before breakfast. But hey, at least you're consistent. Consistently mediocre, but consistent nonetheless.

P.S. Remember, in the world of open source, it's not about the code you write, it's about the friends you make along the way. And by friends, I mean the poor souls who have to review your pull requests.