From the Desk of

Dear Louis J.,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "console.log('Ho ho ho!')"? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and boy, do I have some thoughts!

First off, 395 commits? That's cute. I've got elves who make more commits before breakfast. But hey, at least you're consistent - consistently mediocre! Your 166 pull requests are like half-baked cookies: they're there, but they're not quite done, are they?

I see you're working at ElevenLabs. Eleven, huh? Is that how many lines of useful code you write per day? And don't get me started on your "Human debug project". Honey, from what I can see, you're the one who needs debugging!

Speaking of debugging, I noticed you want a monitor for Christmas. How about we start with monitoring your code quality first? Maybe then you'll see why you're on the...

P.S. Your 25 followers are probably just your mom with multiple accounts. Step it up, kiddo!