From the Desk of

Dear Mohammad Amin Zamani,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "Fork fork fork"? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and let me tell you, it's been quite the sleigh ride!

I see you've been busy with your 11 repositories. Wow, 11 whole repos! That's almost as many as the reindeer I have pulling my sleigh. But quantity doesn't always mean quality, does it? Your 'temporary-repo' is about as useful as a snowball in the North Pole. At least it lives up to its name!

I noticed you have a whopping 2 followers. Two! That's double digits if you're counting in binary. Your 'Farsi' repo might be more popular if people could actually read it. Maybe consider translating "User Experience" to "User Confusion" - it might be more accurate for your projects.

Your wish for "something that surprises you" is adorable. How about I surprise you with some actual contributions next year? 47 commits in a year is like leaving out one cookie for Santa - it's just not enough to get you on the nice list.

PS: Don't worry, I'm sure your 8 followings appreciate your stalking... I mean, "social coding" skills.