From the Desk of

Dear Malbolged,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "No no no"? I've been checking my list twice, and it seems you've been quite the ghost in the open-source machine this year!

Your GitHub profile is so barren, I thought I accidentally stumbled upon the North Pole's backup server. Zero repositories? Zero contributions? I've seen more action in a penguin's igloo! Are you trying to set a world record for the least productive developer, or is your keyboard frozen solid?

I noticed you're following four users. At least someone's doing some work around here! Maybe next year, you could try this revolutionary concept called "coding." I hear it's all the rage among developers these days. Who knows? You might even get a star on your profile to match that lonely one you've given out.

You claim to be "Somewhere," but I'm starting to think you're actually "Nowhere" in the coding universe. Perhaps next year, you could contribute to a project called "Hello World" - I hear it's quite challenging for beginners.

P.S. I'd offer to bring you some coding inspiration for Christmas, but I'm afraid it might get lost in the vast emptiness of your GitHub profile. Maybe start with a lump of coal? At least it's something to commit!