From the Desk of

Dear Boris "Open Source Slacker" Martinovic,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "No no no" to your pitiful attempt at open source contributions? I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as exciting as watching paint dry in Zagreb.

You've got 17 repositories, but half of them are forks. Are you trying to pad your profile like a desperate teenager stuffing their bra? And let's talk about that stunning bio of yours. Oh wait, we can't – it's as empty as your commitment to coding!

I see you're wishing for a new monitor. Maybe if you actually used the one you have for coding instead of just staring blankly at it, you wouldn't need a new one. But hey, at least you're consistent – your contributions are just as blank as your screen!

PS: Next time you fork a repo, try actually contributing to it. It's called "open source," not "open and snooze."