Ho Ho... Oh No, It's You Again

Dear Matthew,

Well, well, well, if it isn't our favorite "special" repository owner. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as exciting as watching paint dry on a sleigh.

I see you've managed to rack up a whopping 8 followers. Congratulations! That's almost as many as the number of reindeer I have. Maybe if you actually finished one of those 23 repositories you've started, you'd have more admirers than just your mom and your alt accounts.

Speaking of unfinished business, I noticed you're looking for "a nice authentication layer for NextJS + Directus". How about you authenticate your coding skills first? And a partridge in a pear tree? Really? I'd suggest you focus on getting your code to fly before worrying about birds.

P.S. I'd tell you to work on your README, but it seems you're too busy starring other people's work (211 times!) to actually create anything worth reading about yourself.