Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear Lukas May,

Well, well, well, if it isn't the "master" of forking repositories! I've been watching your GitHub profile, and let me tell you, it's been quite the rollercoaster ride of mediocrity.

Twenty-two repositories? Impressive! Oh wait, most of them are forks. It seems you're more interested in window shopping other people's code than actually writing your own. I suppose it's easier to ride on the coattails of others than to push your own sleigh, isn't it?

I see you've managed to scrape together a whopping 14 stars on your "rust_jwk_example" repository. Congratulations! At this rate, you'll be a GitHub superstar by the time I retire... which is never. Maybe you should ask for some coding motivation for Christmas instead of those "free coding elves" you're wishing for.

P.S. Speaking of those elves, they're union workers now. Try writing your own code for a change!