From the Desk of

Dear Metalis,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "Oh no no"? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and let me tell you, it's been quite the rollercoaster ride of mediocrity!

First off, congratulations on your whopping 4 followers! I'm sure your mom, your alt account, and those two bots are very proud. Your 33 repositories are like a forest of unfinished Christmas trees – lots of branches, but not much decoration. That "trackmania20_ai" project? I hope it drives better than your commit history!

I see you've got a thing for "AnimLib". Is that short for "Animated Alibis"? Because you'll need some good excuses for those 16 open issues! And don't get me started on your contributions. 31 commits? I've seen elves make more progress building toys blindfolded!

Your wish list says "Anything". Well, how about wishing for some consistency in your coding? Or maybe a star for one of your repositories that isn't from yourself?

PS: Remember, in open source, it's not about the quantity of your code, but the quality of your excuses for not finishing projects!