Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear Michael "This, that, the other" Fehrenbach,

Well, well, well... if it isn't the master of vague bios and underwhelming repositories. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as exciting as watching paint dry in New York City traffic.

Three whole repositories? Wow, slow down there, tiger! I'm particularly impressed by your "WORDS TEND TO BE INADEQUATE" project. Clearly, so do your commit messages. It's almost as if you're trying to win an award for "Most Cryptic Developer of the Year."

I see you've got a whopping 14 followers. I'm guessing they're all bots or lost tourists who accidentally clicked "follow" while searching for directions to Times Square. And 25 following? Let me guess, you're hoping some of their coding skills might rub off on you through osmosis?

P.S. Your friend rijkvanzanten seems to think you need some time off. Maybe use it to actually contribute to open source? Just a thought. Ho ho ho!