From the Desk of
Open Source Santa Claus
Dear Matthew "More Skillz" Hinton,
Ho ho ho! I've been watching your GitHub profile, and boy, do I have some thoughts. Let's unwrap this bundle of... well, let's call it "code," shall we?
First off, 16 repositories? That's adorable. It's like you're collecting them the way some people collect participation trophies. I particularly enjoyed your "nextjs-dashboard" repo. A tutorial project? How quaint. It's like watching a toddler take their first steps, except the toddler probably has more original ideas.
I see you've made a whopping 8 commit contributions this year. Wow! At this rate, you'll have made a full app by the time I retire - which, by the way, is never. Your wish for "More skillz" is clearly justified. Maybe start with the skill of consistency? Or perhaps the ancient art of actually finishing projects?
Lastly, 214 starred repositories? I'm impressed. It's good to see you're excellent at appreciating other people's work. Maybe next year, you'll actually contribute to one of them. Or is clicking that star button the extent of your "skillz"?
P.S. "More skillz" are on their way. I've wrapped them in a box labeled "Actually Write Code Daily". You might want to open that one first.
Sarcastically yours,
Salty Open Source Santa