From the Desk of
Open Source Santa Claus
Ho Ho... Oh No!
Dear mhoegger,
Well, well, well... if it isn't the ghost of GitHub past! I've been watching your profile, and let me tell you, it's been quite the snooze fest. Your contribution graph looks like a barren wasteland – did you mistake "open source" for "open and shut case of laziness"?
I see you've mastered the art of forking repositories. Bravo! It's almost as if you believe that simply clicking "Fork" counts as contributing. Spoiler alert: it doesn't. Your original repositories are about as rare as a snowball in the Sahara. Is "CT_lootbox" supposed to be your magnum opus? Because let me tell you, it's not exactly setting the coding world on fire.
But hey, at least you've got one whole stargazer on "CrispyBeefAlert". I'm sure your mom is very proud. Maybe next year, you'll actually write some code instead of just window shopping on other people's projects. Remember, "git commit" is a verb, not just a suggestion!
P.S. Your friend joelbarmettlerUZH seems to think you need a working fridge. Maybe if you contributed more, you could afford to fix it instead of letting your code AND your leftovers go stale.
Sarcastically yours,
Salty Open Source Santa