From the Desk of
Open Source Santa Claus
Ho Ho... Oh No!
Dear miyoyo,
Well, well, well... if it isn't our favorite code ghost! I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as active as a sloth on vacation. Twelve whole repositories? Wow, you're really pushing the boundaries of productivity there, aren't you?
I see you've managed to fork a few projects. Congratulations on mastering the art of the "Copy + Paste" workflow! Your very own "FlutterDoc" even got a whopping 7 stars. I'm sure those 3 people who forked it are using it to prop up wobbly table legs as we speak.
But hey, at least you're consistent. Your contribution graph looks like a barren wasteland with a few sparse oases of activity. It's almost artistic, really. If "Minimalism in Coding" ever becomes a gallery exhibit, you'll be the star!
P.S. I read your wish list. Asking for motivation, huh? Well, here's a thought: maybe if you actually wrote some code, you might remember why you enjoyed it in the first place. Just a crazy idea from your old pal Santa. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some actually productive developers to visit.
Sarcastically yours,
Salty Open Source Santa