From the Desk of
Open Source Santa Claus
Dear mmakoto,
Ho ho... oh my, what do we have here? A GitHub profile that's as empty as Santa's plate after Christmas Eve! I've seen more action in a retirement home bingo night than on your contributions page.
Three whole repositories? Well, aren't you the overachiever! I particularly enjoyed your "withastro-astro-d5rurx" project. The description "Created with StackBlitz ⚡️" really showcases your creativity. I'm sure those zero stars are just shy and hiding behind the Christmas tree.
I see you've made a whopping 11 commit contributions. Congratulations! At this rate, you'll revolutionize the open-source world by the time Rudolph's nose burns out. Your one issue contribution must have been exhausting - I hope you treated yourself to a cookie after that Herculean effort.
PS: I couldn't find your wish list. Perhaps it got lost in the vast emptiness of your GitHub activity?
Sarcastically yours,
Salty Open Source Santa