From the Desk of

Dear Nicola Krumschmidt,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "Git git git"? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and boy, what a rollercoaster of mediocrity!

I see you've been busy forking around with various repositories. Congratulations on your impressive collection of 24 repos - most of which aren't even yours! It's like you're the ultimate code cuckoo, nesting in everyone else's projects. How very... resourceful of you.

Your contribution graph looks like a barren wasteland with a few sparse oases. 11 whole commit contributions? Wow, you must have been absolutely swamped! And those 9 pull requests? I'm sure they were life-changing. "Advanced configuration options for sockets" - be still my beating heart!

I noticed you're part of the Directus organization. It's heartwarming to see you found a group that accepts you, despite your, ahem, "unique" approach to open source contribution. Keep riding those coattails, champ!

P.S. Your friend paescuj asked me to say hi. They also mentioned something about wanting a "coffee or beer". I'd suggest coffee - you clearly need something to keep you awake while you're not coding.