Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear notnwse,

I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is as empty as a coal miner's stocking on Christmas morning. You claim to "robię papier i mam na to papier," but it seems the only paper you're making is the blank pages of your non-existent contributions!

Zero repositories? Zero stars? Zero followers? I've seen more activity in a graveyard! Your contribution graph looks like a barren wasteland where code goes to die. It's so empty, I'm considering using it as a new parking lot for my sleigh.

But don't worry, I'm sure you're just saving all your brilliant ideas for... never? Maybe you're allergic to the "Commit" button? Or perhaps you think GitHub is a social media platform where the goal is to have the least amount of interaction possible. Congratulations, you're winning!

P.S. I'd suggest adding "learning how to use GitHub" to your wish list, but it seems you haven't even figured out how to create one of those either. Merry Codeless Christmas!