
From the Desk of
Open Source Santa Claus
Dear ogamacheDev,
Ho ho... oh my, what do we have here? A GitHub profile that's about as active as a sloth on vacation. I've seen more commits in a retirement home bingo night!
Three whole repositories? Wow, you're really pushing the boundaries of open source contribution there, aren't you? I'm particularly impressed by your "onlyfoxes" fork. Nothing says "innovator" quite like copying someone else's work and then not doing anything with it. Bravo!
Your bio is as empty as your commit history. I guess "..." was too verbose for you? And let's not forget your whopping three followers. I've seen more people line up for stale fruitcake. But hey, at least you're following two people. It's good to have role models, especially when your own coding career is moving at the speed of continental drift.
PS: I'd tell you to add something to your wish list, but I'm afraid you might fork that too and leave it untouched for six months.
Sarcastically yours,
Salty Open Source Santa