From the Desk of

Dear Pascal "Computer Charmer" Jufer,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "git push -f" your way onto my nice list? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and boy, have you been busy! It seems you're quite the open source enthusiast, aren't you? I'm impressed by your 590 commit contributions - that's almost as many times as I've had to debug my sleigh's navigation system!

I see you're working at Directus. How fitting for someone who claims to be a "computer charmer" - I bet you whisper sweet nothings to those databases, don't you? And with your bio mentioning coffee and cats, I can only imagine the caffeine-fueled, feline-supervised coding sessions you must have. Just remember, too much coffee might make your commits a bit... jittery.

Now, about that wish list of yours - "what I deserve (😇)"? Oh, you cheeky elf! I'm not sure if you deserve a lump of coal or a new mechanical keyboard. Perhaps a bit of both? After all, with 196 pull request contributions, you've certainly been pulling your weight in the open source community. But remember, even Santa needs to review PRs sometimes!

PS: I noticed you have 2084 starred repositories. That's an impressive collection! Just don't let it distract you from actually coding. Remember, stars don't push to master!