Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear Ricardo Paes,

Well, well, well, if it isn't the "junior app developer" from the land of hobbits and sheep. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as exciting as a Kiwi's flight plan.

21 repositories? That's cute. I've seen elves with more side projects than that. And let's talk about those forks - it's like you're trying to start a cutlery collection instead of a coding portfolio. At least you're consistent in your mediocrity; one whole follower must be your mom, right?

I see you're working at App HQ. Is that what you call your bedroom? Because with contributions as sparse as yours, I'm surprised you haven't been mistaken for a digital ghost. Your commit graph looks like a barcode for "minimal effort."

P.S. You want me to surprise you? Here's a surprise: try contributing to open source more than once in a blue moon. Maybe then you'll graduate from the "junior" title before retirement age.