Ho Ho... Oh No, It's You Again

Dear Phillip Malboeuf,

Well, well, well, if it isn't the "Montreal Marvel" of mediocre code contributions. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as exciting as a frozen maple syrup spill.

82 repositories? Impressive... if we were counting grains of sand on a beach. But quantity doesn't equal quality, does it? Your most popular repo has a whopping checks notes ONE fork. Congratulations! You've officially reached the pinnacle of "meh" in the open-source world.

I see you're wishing for Svelte projects. How adorable. Maybe if you put as much effort into your code as you do into naming repositories like "patates" and "dauphin," you'd actually have something worth forking. But hey, at least your computer has a name. It's probably the most interesting thing about your digital presence.