From the Desk of

Dear Pi0,

Well, well, well, if it isn't the "full-time open-source maintainer" extraordinaire! I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is more active than a caffeinated squirrel on a sugar rush.

I see you've been busy with your 366 repositories. That's cute. I'm sure at least three of them are useful. And those 2,474 commit contributions? I'm impressed. It's almost like you're trying to compensate for something. Maybe a lack of... social life?

Oh, and congratulations on your 4,312 followers. I'm sure they're all real people and not just bots you've created to boost your ego. Speaking of ego, I noticed you're part of the "github-beta" organization. How does it feel to be a beta tester for life?

P.S. Your friend danielroe asked me to mention that he's roasting you. He also wanted me to remind you about your wish for "the gift of unlimited time." Sorry, kid, even Santa can't give you that. Maybe try sleeping less and coding more? Oh wait, you're already doing that.