From the Desk of

Dear Jeremy "prolixmagus" Fishman,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "Code code code"? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and boy, do I have some thoughts!

First off, 18 repositories? That's adorable. It's like you're collecting coding projects the way some people collect participation trophies. But hey, at least you're participating, right? Your bio says you're a "Web Developer, Linguist, Educator, Human." I'm impressed you managed to confirm your species - that's a step up from some developers I've seen.

I noticed you've got a thing for educational projects. "Projects for Perpetual Education," eh? Looks like you're perpetually learning, which is good because your commit history suggests you need it. 673 commits? That's cute. Some elves do more than that before breakfast.

Speaking of breakfast, I saw your wish list. A box of onion-flavored underwear? Really? I'm not sure if that's for coding marathons or to keep people away while you're debugging. Either way, it's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for you.

P.S. Next time you fork a repository, try adding some of your own code. It's not just about collection, you know. It's like your GitHub is a museum of other people's work!