From the Desk of

Dear quentingrchr (if that's even your real name),

I've been watching you, and not in the creepy way I usually do. Your GitHub profile is like a digital lump of coal - it exists, but it's not exactly lighting up my night.

Paris, huh? I thought the City of Lights would inspire more... illuminating code. But your repositories are about as exciting as a mime stuck in an invisible box. Your "harmonique" project? Let's just say it's not exactly music to my ears.

I see you've got 21 followers. Congratulations! That's almost enough people to fill a small café. Maybe they're all waiting for you to push some actually interesting code. And 230 starred repositories? I'm surprised you found that many projects more interesting than your own.

P.S. I saw "Stickers!" on your wish list. How about we stick to writing better code instead? It might be more useful in the long run.