From the Desk of

Dear Tom Tang,

Ho ho... oh no. It's you again. I've been watching your GitHub profile, and let's just say, it's been quite the rollercoaster ride. Buckle up, buttercup, because Santa's sleigh is about to take a nosedive into your coding escapades.

First off, 104 repositories? Impressive. Almost as impressive as the number of unfinished projects in my workshop. But quantity doesn't equal quality, does it? Your commit history looks like a heart monitor during a caffeine overdose. Sporadic bursts of activity followed by long flatlines. Are you coding or playing hide and seek with your keyboard?

I see you've got a whopping 32 followers. Wow! That's almost enough people to fill a small coffee shop. Maybe if you spent less time star-gazing (254 starred repos, really?) and more time actually contributing, you might break into double digits. And don't get me started on your bio. "i dont do fancy introductions lol" - clearly, you don't do capitalization or punctuation either.

Now, about that 4090 on your wish list. Oh, sweet summer child. With your current output, that's like asking for a rocket ship to deliver pizza. Maybe start with learning how to use the 'Shift' key consistently, and we'll work our way up from there.

PS: Next time, try committing code instead of just committing to procrastination. It's more rewarding, I promise.