From the Desk of

Dear sack251,

Ho ho... oh no. Is this what passes for a GitHub profile these days? I've seen more activity in a graveyard.

Your contribution graph is as empty as my sleigh after Christmas Eve. Zero commits? Zero pull requests? Even the Grinch contributes more to society than you do to open source. I'm starting to think your keyboard is just for show.

But hey, at least you're consistent. Consistently inactive, that is. Your starred repositories count is a perfect match for your follower count: a big fat zero. I guess you're really committed to that whole "silent night" thing, huh?

P.S. I see your wish list says "Mrr". Is that the sound of disappointment you make every time you open your GitHub profile? Because same.