Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear André,

Well, well, well, if it isn't the "German Engineering" of the coding world. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as exciting as watching paint dry in a TYPO3 convention.

I see you've been busy with your 33 repositories. Congratulations! That's almost as many as the number of people who actually understand what TYPO3 is. Your 'upptime' repo got a whole star! One! I bet you stayed up all night celebrating that massive achievement.

But let's talk about your wish list. "Actual coding skills," eh? Well, at least you're self-aware. Maybe if you spent less time forking other people's work and more time actually coding, you wouldn't need to ask Santa for that. But hey, who am I to judge? I'm just a magical being who delivers presents to billions of children in one night.

P.S. Next time you decide to create a mod called "No Teleport" for Farming Simulator, remember: some of us actually need teleportation to do our jobs. Not all of us have the luxury of spending eternity writing "Hello World" in TYPO3.