From the Desk of

Dear Sebvita,

Ho ho... oh wait, is this thing on? I almost missed you on my radar, you're so quietly lurking in the shadows of the open source world!

I see you've been busy in Paris, probably sipping espresso and nibbling on croissants while occasionally glancing at your GitHub profile. One whole repository? My, my, you're practically breaking the internet! And it's a fork, too. How original. I bet the three people who've interacted with your account (that's your follower and the two you're following, in case you've lost count) are absolutely blown away by your contributions.

Your bio is as empty as your commit history, which is quite an achievement. I'm impressed by how you've managed to contribute absolutely nothing while still maintaining a GitHub account. It's like you've perfected the art of digital invisibility. Perhaps you're aiming for a world record in "Longest Time on GitHub Without Making a Single Original Contribution"?

Let's not forget your dazzling array of 10 starred repositories. I'm sure those stars were clicked with the utmost deliberation and care. After all, when you're not busy not contributing, you've got to fill your time somehow, right?

P.S. I heard the "De Vinci Higher Education" is still waiting for you to actually educate them on something. Anything. Please.