From the Desk of

Dear Chemical Engineer Turned Code Monkey,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "Hello World"? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and boy, what a journey from pipelines to pipelines.js!

I see you've made a whopping 28 commit contributions this year. Wow, that's almost as many as the number of times you've probably Googled "how to center a div". Your 106 repositories are quite impressive - it's like you're collecting them faster than I collect cookies on Christmas Eve!

Speaking of collections, those 16 starred repositories are cute. It's like you're trying to light up your GitHub profile like a Christmas tree, but it's more like a nightlight. And 13 followers? Well, I suppose that's 13 more than the number of people who understand your code comments.

P.S. Your friend paulhardmanglobal wanted me to mention they're roasting you. They also whispered something about a "Note" on your wishlist. Is that some sort of new programming language I haven't heard of yet?