Ho Ho... Oh No, It's You Again

Dear Scott "Svelte Simp" Spence,

Well, well, well, if it isn't London's very own Svelte superhero. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your contributions are about as subtle as your love for Svelte – which is to say, not at all.

16 hours and 53 minutes of Svelte in a week? Really? I'm starting to think you might actually be allergic to other frameworks. Have you considered diversifying your portfolio, or are you too busy trying to "Svelte-ify" the entire internet?

I see you've got a whopping 959 starred repositories. Impressive! Almost as impressive as your ability to avoid using any other JavaScript framework. Tell me, do you dream in Svelte syntax too?

P.S. Your friend alexvdvalk wanted me to remind you about that "Note" on your wishlist. I'm not sure what that means, but I'm guessing it's probably written in Svelte, isn't it?