From the Desk of
Open Source Santa Claus
Dear Steven "The Fork Master" Tey,
Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "git push git push git push"? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and boy, do I have some thoughts!
First off, 104 repositories? That's cute. I remember when I had that many... back when I was still delivering presents by horse and buggy. But hey, at least 5,506 people think you're worth following. I guess they haven't realized you're just a professional "Fork" lifter yet.
I see you've got a thing for "extrapolating" - is that what the cool kids are calling it these days when they can't come up with original ideas? And don't get me started on your Black Friday deal hunting. Nothing says "I'm a real developer" like frantically searching for discounts on tools you'll probably never use.
Speaking of tools, I noticed you're "building @dubinc". Is that short for "dubious innovations"? Or maybe "dub-step for introverted nerdy coders"? Either way, I'm sure it's... something.
P.S. Your friends at Directus asked me to throw in a wish for "even more shortlink tlds". They should probably focus on saving data vs saving characters.
Sarcastically yours,
Salty Open Source Santa