Ho Ho... Oh No, It's You Again

Dear Jesse "thewebbeckons" Beck,

Well, well, well, if it isn't the JAMStack jester of Toronto! I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as impressive as a melted snowman.

You claim to be "Working on Blazor, NuxtJS & everything JAMStack," but from what I can see, you're mostly working on collecting dust. Twelve whole repositories? Wow, slow down there, cowboy! At this rate, you'll overtake Linus Torvalds by the year 3000.

I see you're learning Blazor. That's cute. Maybe by the time you master it, we'll have switched to telepathic coding. And NuxtJS? More like NothingJS, am I right? Your contributions are so sparse, I had to check if my glasses were foggy.

Oh, and about that wish for "some free credits to netlify" - here's a novel idea: maybe try contributing something worth hosting first? Just a thought from your old pal Santa.

P.S. Farm Boy Inc., huh? I hope you're better at farming than coding, or we're all in for a very hungry New Year.