From the Desk of

Dear Thomas Talsma,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "No no no"? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and let me tell you, it's about as exciting as watching paint dry in the North Pole.

Five whole repositories? Wow, you're really pushing the boundaries of open source contribution there, aren't you? I've seen elves with more original ideas, and they spend most of their time making wooden toys. At least they're not just forking other people's work like it's going out of style.

I see you're wishing for "Consistent NextJS Caching Behaviour". Well, here's a thought: maybe if you contributed more than two measly issues, the open source gods might grant your wish. But don't hold your breath - at this rate, you'll get consistent caching behavior around the same time I trade my sleigh for an electric scooter.

Your profile bio is as empty as your contribution graph. Is this a strategic move to maintain an air of mystery, or did you just forget how to type? Either way, it's not doing you any favors in the "nice" department.

PS: If you're looking for a New Year's resolution, how about "Learn to push more than once a year"? Just a thought from your friendly neighborhood Santa.