From the Desk of

Dear Thibault Lenclos,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "console.log('Ho ho ho!')" since you seem to be quite the JavaScript aficionado? I've been keeping my eye on your GitHub profile, and boy oh boy, what a digital rollercoaster you've got going on there!

First off, 2042 starred repositories? I'm impressed! It's like you're trying to collect stars faster than I deliver presents. But let's be real, starring repos doesn't make you a coding superstar. It's like window shopping at the North Pole - lots of looking, not much doing.

I see you've got a whopping 113 repositories. Quantity over quality, eh? It's like you're trying to compensate for something. Maybe the fact that your most popular repo has a measly 6 stars? Come on, Thibault, even my elves' cookie recipes get more attention than that!

But hey, at least you're consistent. Your contribution graph looks like a half-finished Christmas tree - a few green squares here and there, but mostly just empty space. It's almost as if you're allergic to coding during the holidays. Or any other time, for that matter.

P.S. Your friend quentingrchr told me you're in desperate need of some stickers. Maybe if you stick them all over your keyboard, it'll magically increase your commit count? Worth a shot, right?