From the Desk of

Dear Ling,

Ho ho ho! Well, well, well, if it isn't our favorite "Hello 👋🏻" enthusiast! I've been watching your GitHub profile, and let me tell you, it's been quite the rollercoaster ride of mediocrity.

I see you're "Currently working on: interiorboards.nl, softmint.nl". Fascinating! I didn't realize "working on" meant "barely contributing to". Your commit graph looks like a barcode for invisibility potion. But hey, at least you're consistent in your inconsistency!

You've got a whopping 223 starred repositories! Impressive! It's like you're collecting stars faster than you're actually coding. Maybe if you spent less time window shopping and more time actually building, you'd have something to show for it. But who am I to judge? I'm just a jolly old elf who delivers presents to billions of children in one night.

Speaking of presents, I hear you're wishing for a new home. Well, with your current contribution rate, you might want to consider a nice cardboard box. It's eco-friendly and matches your commit frequency!

P.S. Your friend vanling asked me to roast you. Seems like they have a better sense of humor than your code has structure. Oh, and about that new home you're wishing for? Maybe start by building a solid foundation... in your repositories.