Ho Ho... Oh No, It's You Again

Dear Leo, or should I say, "Make Web Greater" guy,

Well, well, well, if it isn't our favorite web-dev wannabe superhero. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is more entertaining than an elf trying to wrap a gift with mittens on.

I see you're part of the "Unplugin" organization. How fitting! You're certainly unplugged from the reality of what makes a truly impressive developer. 51 repositories? Cute. I've got more toys in my workshop's junk drawer.

Oh, and congratulations on your whopping 69 followers! I'm sure your mom and her 68 alternate accounts are very proud. Your recent activity shows you've been pushing commits like you're trying to push a sleigh up a hill – lots of effort, minimal progress.

Keep "Making Web Greater," champ. Maybe one day you'll graduate from "greater" to "mediocre."

P.S. Next time you update your README, try adding some actually useful information. Your current one is about as informative as a blank piece of parchment.